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Ms. lim, not wanting to see the school blown up began her investigation on this matter. so she gathered pieces of clue and hints and finally she got real close to the bomb! just then, she spotted 2 suspicious chacracter loitering around the school basketball court. William and zhong yi were spotted trying to set the basketball court on fire!!! so miss lim caught them and ask them to follow her to the principal office.
on their way, miss lim spotted a group of pai kias in the gallery. so towards the gallery they went. there she rounded up all the guilty members of the attempt to blast SRJC. not willing to give up, miss lim's so called good boy jian zhi give it a last shot! he took the bomb and presented to miss lim! ( haha, miss lim now you know jian zhi is not a good boy. neither is darren. i am the best!)
but luckily miss lim notice that jianzhi is not such a good boy as she tot jus in time! and did not open the box. all along thiswhile, SRJC's (stalker randy JC) founder, randy randy was doing his full time profession. ah lian was dam dulan when she saw that!
Ah Lian aka Ms Lim: HELLO!
Lousy Stalker:erm... yes?
ah lian:you think i dunno you stalk me ar? i just now saw u at the canteen filming me!
lousy stalker:er.... *speechless*
ah lian: Alvl just round the corner and you still go around stalking people!how many Fs u wan?
lousy stalker:but i tried to blend into the backgroud already. how u spotted me?
ah lian: ok wateva. and stop filming! i very ugly, today nvr put make up. bo yao pai le!
lousy stalker: but i wan bookmark you oso. i only got 20+ now ! i wan more!
ah lian: you better delete ar
lousy stalker: ok la ok la but you help me moderate my physics prelim marks up ok?
finishing her conversation with Dr LSRR(lousy stalker randy randy), ms lim was set to destroy the bomb.Seeing that his plan is going to fail, the devil head wee yang grab the box , took out the bomb and passed it to miss lim!!!!
then, the laughing bomb exploded!!! *BOOM!* and miss lim just laugh non-stop and she almost cried.
sadly but reluctantly, miss lim and the school decided to handover this bunch of young talented and promising students to the police.
After many years....
This bunch of promising and talented people were released from jail. To let them know that she had forgiven them and willing to let them return to the school, SRJC and miss lim decided to give them yellow ribbons!!!
all but one receive his yellow ribbon and got very upset and thought that miss lim and the society isnt going to accept him again... jian zhi was very sad.
but... actaully....
jian zhi was overjoyed and relieved at the same time. just then he saw the clock. 10.45 already! i must go home already. if not my mama will scold me! *** ****!
If you all think its a happily ever after story like in fairy tales you are wrong! just then ms lim took out the merciless jelly! aka 杀死人不偿命agar agar!
As a class we decided that its better for 1 person to die rather then all of us eat the jelly. so we used the very traditional S21 way to decide who shall be the scapegoat. 没有! 五!十!十五!二十!DARREN你吃!
and so, poor darren died in the hands of the evil ah lian...the whole class was very sad and decided to study very very hard to achieve very very good grades for their very very good late classmate,Darren. with this, i end my story. hope you guys enjoyed. thank you very very much =)) and to end off today's entry i will leave you all some interesting pics....
uncle "watering" the plants?
Singapore Examination & Assesment Board charges GST too!!
Where's the box?
fate brought us together to be a class
i brought laughter to you guys
you brought a smile on my face
be it good or bad
i will remember our memories together...